Nokun. Tervetuloa koneeseen. April 9, 2009
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Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
Where have you been?
It’s alright we know where you’ve been.
You’ve been in the pipeline, filling in time,
Provided with toys and ‘Scouting for Boys’.
You bought a guitar to punish your ma,
And you didn’t like school, and you
know you’re nobody’s fool,
So welcome to the machine.
Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
What did you dream?
It’s alright we told you what to dream.
You dreamed of a big star,
He played a mean guitar,
He always ate in the Steak Bar.
He loved to drive in his Jaguar.
So welcome to the Machine.
Perse-Lassen kanssa skimbaamassa. April 3, 2009
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Se taisi olla yksi kesätorstai kun saatiin Perse-Lassen kanssa päähämme että lähetäänkin skimbaamaan Keski-Norjan kalastusaavikolle noinniinku samantien!
No vittu siinä paikallisessa pakkauspalaveria pitäessämme yks Liisa Liisa Liisa tuolta Korppoosta pukkas pöytään kahden ahvenen kanssa ja tokas että ‘tahtooko poijaat kalasoppoo?’ (Noin ne siellä Korppoossa tota kieltä raiskaa, saatanan sankarit.)
Vitut me mitään soppaa tahottu ku keihästettin ne ahvenet ja Liisa Liisa Liisa tais mennä siinä samassa. Ainakin jotain korinaa siitä kuulu ja vaahtoa suupielestä valu.
Matkamme pääsi joka tapauksessa alkamaan tämän harmittoman välikohtauksen jälkeen.
Ruotsista Öölöborista kakkosluokan (heh heh, kakkonen, heh heh) karjavaunussa rytkytettiin pari tuntii ja kappas! Perillä oltiin!
Vuosia pystyssä ollut seuranhakupalvelu, Adult Sheep Finder March 20, 2009
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Vähän vaihtoehtoseuraa kaipaaville. Ikävä kyllä tuo aluerajoitus on hieman turhan … rajoittava.
Pallopoika auttaa March 5, 2009
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Tuli jotenkin mieleen, jotta pitäisi tuokin maali hylätä.
Warehouse fail February 26, 2009
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You can’t always win.
Adolf has a Fit February 14, 2009
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How to create and managet Paranormal Data February 14, 2009
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Data, as is purest form, is anything but paranormal. It’s just the opposite, it’s extremely denormal. In order to build a datamanagement software around this, the data needs to be in proper format. Denormalized data just doesn’t do. In order to build a functional framework that can manage various different types of data, high level of data-abstraction is required. The most advanced methodology to automatically abstract data is Complex Resource Abstracting Process, which very effectively creates abstracted data from denormalized data. The resulted data when processed by CRAP then receives normal form, which by definition Permanently Abstracted Resource Allocation, or PARAnormal state. Paranormal data can be then managed by some specially designed frameworks, for example those that use definition language Total Universal Repository Data, TURD.
How to use CRAP and TURD to handle paranormal data.
Mugshot fail – Whatta scary perpatrator February 13, 2009
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Epic Win February 5, 2009
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Happies album cover ever February 2, 2009
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Freddie Cage : All my friends are dead
